|"The Touched Galactic Patrolman"|
|Rōmaji||Ginga Patorōru Kangeki|
|Viz||The Galactic Patrolman Is Deeply Touched|
|Volume||Jaco the Galactic Patrolman|
|Japanese||September 9, 2013|
|English||September 9, 2013|
"The Touched Galactic Patrolman" (
Unfortunately, Ōmori has absolutely no idea how to fix the spaceship's antenna. As Tights invites them in for dinner, the TV news broadcast reveals a sketch of the "Mask Man", which annoyed Jaco. Meanwhile, Katayude is watching the broadcast and seems to recognize the criminal.
Tights asks Ōmori how long it would take to get to Kiwi Island from here. When Ōmori wonders if she wants to go see the rocket launch, she revealed that she will be on it as she is apparently a body-double for the idol An Azuki, who they cannot seriously endanger by putting on that rocket ship in case something goes wrong. If something were to happen, they would trot her out later and say it was a miraculous survival, and her popularity would skyrocket even more. Ōmori cautions Tights not to get on the ship due to its risk, but Tights responds she was already paid and spent all money. Jaco is touched by Tights' selfless acts, and promises not to kill all of humanity. Tights makes them promise not to tell anyone about the secret, though.
Tights borrows the boat with with best wishes from Ōmori and Jaco and arrives two days late. Ōmori wonders if there is anywhere Jaco can reach with what fuel he has, but Jaco says he probably could not since they are on the far edge of the galaxy. Later, while they're watching TV, Jaco notices that a boat is arriving outside, which makes Ōmori yells for him to hide.